Friday, 20 May 2011

The purple princess is away from her desk .....

because there is a birthday going on at the Purple Palace today and there will be celebrations aplenty!!!

To all those who sent a card then THANK YOU so very very much, they will be on public display at the Purple Palace with photos to follow! but in the meantime thank you to all those listed below who sent such beautiful cards

Elaine (Lothiancrafts)
Cheri (Tiki)
Nicola (Alexeya)
Debbie (Debs103)
Julie (Jjuli2)
Louise (lbw22)
Jackie (Jackolean)
Clare (miscanthuscrafts)
Andy (Sir Andy of Stafford)
Jacqui (Jaquipip)
Wynneth and Tom
Lauren (BB)

Alma and David
MaggiD and Tom
Pam and Jeff
Linda Lewis

Sue Jones

However, would I forget to schedule a Friday Funny? Of course I wouldn't! So, without further ado ..... here it is - ENJOY

Never Argue with a Woman

One morning, the husband returns the boat to their lakeside Cottage after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out. She motors out a short distance, anchors, puts her feet up, And begins to read her book. The peace and solitude are magnificent.

Along comes a Fish and Game Warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the woman and says, 'Good morning, Ma'am. What are you doing?'

'Reading a book,' she replies, (thinking, 'Isn't that obvious?')

'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her.

'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading.'

'Yes, but I see you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.'

'If you do that, I'll have to charge you with sexual assault,' says the woman.

'But I haven't even touched you,' says the Game Warden.

'That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment.'

'Have a nice day ma'am,' and he left.

MORAL: Never argue with a woman who reads. It's likely she can also think.

Have a great Friday and a fabulous weekend everyone. Feel free to check back later to see if any crafting got done and to see whether any crafting goodies were received ......


jackid said...

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU (& me) HAPPY BIRTHDAY Kathy hope you have a fantastic day loving the friday funny it's a goodun
Jacki xx

Brenda Brown said...

So sorry I missed your birthday - have a wonderful day.
luv and hugs {brenda} xoxox

Lauren Hatwell said...

Have a great day Your Purpleness. LOVE the Friday Funny... Would you just love to. LOL x