Friday, 14 September 2012

Woo Hoo Friday again!

and the weekend? It starts here!! If you have plans (big or small) then I hope they all work SPLENDIDLY for you.

Me? I've no big plans as hubby's away at an airshow all day tomorrow - guess that'll be me crafting .... happy as a lark!
 
After all, I DID have a big old day yesterday with my crafting buddy (Wynneth) and her hubby visiting for the day, great to see them and only a shame they couldn't stay longer - maybe next time. It was also a great excuse to sit around with sausage sandwiches and builders tea and just natter! And that was just the boys!
 
Of course, because of the visit by the Silver Streak, I didn't get a whole lot of crafting done but plan on rectifying that very soon! So, just one spooky ATC to share today ...


Materials used:
  • ATC blank
  • White card cut to ATC size and coloured using a blending tool (with just a little rusty hing D.I. leftover from it's last use!) and D.I.'s in dusty concorde and black soot
  • Spooky mansion and run down fence by Cloud9 and inked in versafine onyx black - is it just me or does everyone else find these images are kind of warped and you have the devil's own job to get them to stamp nicely - EVEN when using a foam board to get a crisper impression?
  • Recollections skeleton inked in Versafine onyx black on to white card which was then cut out and run through my Xyron sticker maker - I dabbed with the blending tool (now with black soot as the leftover colour) just to take the stark edge of white off

Hope you like it - it's rapidly approaching THAT time of year isn't it?

And now for the Friday Funny, this week I got it off Pat! Thanks Pat! It came to me in e-mail form - ENJOY



Jack, age 92, and Gill, age 89, living in Stockport, are all excited about their decision to get married.


They go for a stroll to discuss the wedding, and on the way they pass a chemist shop and Jack suggests they go in.

Jack addresses the man behind the counter: "Are you the owner?"

The pharmacist answers, "Yes."

Jack: "We're about to get married. Do you sell heart medication?"

Pharmacist: Of course we do."

Jack: "How about medicine for circulation?"

Pharmacist: "All kinds"

Jack: "Medicine for rheumatism?"

Pharmacist: "Definitely."

Jack: "How about suppositories?"

Pharmacist: "You bet!"

Jack: "Medicine for memory problems, arthritis, and Alzheimer's?"

Pharmacist: "Yes, a large variety. The works.."

Jack: "What about vitamins, sleeping pills, antidotes for Parkinson's disease?"

Pharmacist: "Absolutely.."

Jack: "Everything for heartburn and indigestion?"

Pharmacist: "We sure do..."

Jack: "You sell wheelchairs and walkers and canes?"

Pharmacist: "All speeds and sizes."

Jack: "Adult incontinence pants?"

Pharmacist: "Sure."



Jack: "Then we'd like to use this store for our wedding presents list! ....."




Have a great weekend everyone.


6 comments:

Lilian said...


Love the ATC Kathy. The Friday funny is great. i could use a store like that lol.
Hugs
lilian

scrappyjacky said...

Love the funny today!!!!

Marybeth said...

Love your sweet Halloween card. The purple is a great color choice. Thanks for taking time to stop by my blog. Smile

Lauren Hatwell said...

ROFL :oD

We missed you today Your Purpleness. Good job you're coming to see us next week or there'd be all sorts of trouble.

Lx

Brenda Brown said...

Halloween spookiness here then, love the 'darhness'.
Have a great crafty weekend.
Hugs Brenda xox

My name is Wynneth said...

Great FF ;oD

It was so nice to see you on thursday, shame it was such a flying visit. Still, not many sleeps til we meet up again in warmer climes.

Love your spooky ATC, I haven't gotten into the whole Halloween thang yet LOL
luv
wynneth
x