Friday, 26 April 2013

Friday and the weekend starts here with the Friday Funny!!!

Morning,

Well, our trip to Woody's restaurant in WinterHaven was interesting. It's run by a guy called Nick and he's from Leeds!!! I went with the all you can eat chicken which, for $7.99 was great value and made even better with a 20% early bird discount - we DO love a bargain! Gr8 food and a pleasant evening all round.

And I managed to make my Christmas card for Karen's RUDOLPH DAY challenge over on the Aunty's forum. Her theme was "BLUE CHRISTMAS"



Materials used:
  • 15cm square scallop edged, 300 gsm card and matching sized envelope
  • Offcut of white card which I swiped with Distress Ink in faded jeans
  • Hero Arts tree stamped three times on to white card using Versafine onyx black ink and then cut out
  • Alcohol markers to colour
  • Black card and DCWV textured metallics card for matting
  • Hero Arts sentiment stamped using Versafine onyx black ink
  • Faux crystal gemstones
  • Quickie glue pen and Crystal glamour dust to glam it up

Hope you like my Blue Christmas card
 
 
And now for the Friday Funny which, this week, has been provided by Pat - thanks Pat - ENJOY, hope it brings a smile to your face!
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Have a great Weekend everyone, as always, thanks for stopping by.


8 comments:

Debs M said...

love those trees Kathy and great ff x

Sue Bridesmith said...

well you had me LOL with your funny, and your card is brill too.
Hugs
Suzy B :-)
Xx

clare said...

beautiful card kathy.

scrappyjacky said...

Love the card....and the funny!!

Lilian said...

Great card Kathy, Love the friday funny. Ron said thank you for the birthday card. Hugs
lilian

catherine said...

Fantastic card Kathy and love the trees. So Funny this week and made me laugh - great one.
Glad you enjoyed your meal out. have a good weekend
x catherine

Lacelady said...

As you know, I'm not generally keen on 'C' cards this early, but I love this one, and it isn't necessarily for Christmas somehow.

As for the funnies, I'm still giggling 5 mins later!

Sandra (Stamping For Pleasure) said...

Terrific festive card Kathy.

LOVE the Friday Funny too. . . just playing catch up.

Hugs
Sarn xxx