How are you all bearing up under all the festivity?
Yesterday saw us celebrating our second Christmas and our second visit from Santa (aka Harry, surrogate grandson!) and, once again, we ate and drank too much though it WAS stretched out over seven hours and several silly games and lots of chat. We all drew Secret Santa names a couple of months ago and yesterday we got to find out who got what!! I drew my neighbour, Dawn and hubby drew surrogate S-i-L, Chris - we hope they liked their gift, they seemed to...
And now for the last Friday Funny of 2013, this week from Pat (thanks Pat). Since it IS the last of 2013 I thought I would post "cracker joke" humour from Tommy Cooper!!! ENJOY! I'll be making the draw, thanks to Mr Random generator thingy and will post the winners name with the FIRST Friday Funny of 2014. Thanks for providing me with the funny's everyone that submitted one and KEEP 'EM COMING in 2014!
A mate of mine recently admitted to being addicted to brake fluid.
When I quizzed him on it, he reckoned he could stop any time . . .
I was at a cashpoint yesterday when a little old lady asked if I could check her balance.
Not being one to disappoint I gave her a big push and she fell over.
My son's been asking me for a pet spider for his birthday, so I went to our local pet shop and they were £70!!! Blow that, I thought, I can get one cheaper off the web.
My wife was hinting about what she wanted for our upcoming anniversary. She said, ‘I want something shiny that goes from 0 to 150 in about 3 seconds.’ So I bought her some scales.
I start a new job in Seoul next week. I thought it was a good Korea move.
I got some new aftershave today that smells like breadcrumbs... The birds love it!
I was driving this morning when I saw an RAC van parked up. The driver was sobbing uncontrollably and looked very miserable. I thought to myself that guy’s heading for a breakdown’.
Have a great Friday and a fab weekend