Friday, 2 May 2014

Welcome to the start of another weekend and the Friday Funny

Morning all,

Just a quick drive by post for you all today ... and an ATC to share with you ....





Materials used:
  • ATC blank
  • White card offcut - cut to ATC size
  • Stampers Anonymous flourish stamped three times using Versafine onyx black and set aside to dry thoroughly
  • Distress Inks: worn lipstick, festive berries, dusty concord, faded jeans - applied with the Tim Holtz mini blender and foam  pad
  • Three faux crystal gemstones added
  • Luminarte radiant pearls spray to add a subtle twinkle ... too subtle? see if the close up below makes it any less subtle!!

 
 
And now for the Friday Funny, this week it comes courtesy of Marsha, thanks Marsha - you're in the draw. I hope you will all enjoy!!!!
 
The urine sample
 
One time I got sick and landed in hospital.
There was this one nurse that just drove me crazy.
Every time she came in, she would talk to me like I was a little child.
She would say in a patronising tone of voice, “And how are we doing this morning?”
 
 
 
Or
“Are we ready for a bath?” or “Are we hungry?”
 
I had had enough of this particular nurse.
One day at breakfast, I took the apple juice off the tray and put it in my bedside stand. Later I was given a urine sample bottle to fill for testing. So you know where the juice went!
 
 
The nurse came in a while later, picked up the urine sample bottle, looked at it and said, “My, my, it seems we are a little cloudy today.”
 
At this, I snatched the bottle out of her hand, popped off the top, and gulped it down, saying, “Well, I'll run it through again.
Maybe I can filter it better this time!”
 
The nurse fainted... I just smiled.
 
 
 
 
DON'T MESS WITH OLD PEOPLE!
 
 
 
It's my cousin's birthday tomorrow so ... Debs, wishing you a very




Have a fantabulous weekend - I  know we intend to!

6 comments:

scrappyjacky said...

Love the ATC....and the funny!!

SARN said...

SUPER ATC and I am STILL standing after reading your FF!

Hugs, Sarn xxx

Debs M said...

fab atc - love that sparkle! Great ff x

My name is Wynneth said...

Ha, ha, ha ! Love the lush ATC kathy

Luv
Wynneth
X

Lesley Thomas said...

Didn't get here yesterday Kathy, very rich and damasky ATC, if you know what I mean.

Giggled at the funny too.

Katie Berberich said...

Stunning tones, love the dainty gems. Hope your cousin had a great birthday.
Katie