|The sea view from our "penthouse apartment" - YES that IS the Blackpool illuminations you can see -|
they don't get turned on for months but they have already started putting them up!!
|Freeport shopping outlet and dock|
|Whitewell in the Trough of Bowland|
|The Inn and Church at Whitewell - a LOVELY place for lunch|
|This is the "advertising hoarding" for the John Ditchfield glass works|
and is gloriously iridescent and is illuminated at night - FAB!
|Stumbled across a Craft Central at the Burnside garden centre!|
|And even managed a little craft shopping at Freeport too!!!|
And now for the Friday Funny, courtesy of Marsha once again - don't know where she finds them all! ENJOY
Venison for dinner again? Oh deer!
A cartoonist was found dead in his home. Details are sketchy.
I used to be a banker, but then I lost interest.
Haunted French pancakes give me the crêpes.
England has no kidney bank, but it does have a Liverpool.
I tried to catch some fog, but I mist.
They told me I had type-A blood, but it was a Type-O.
I changed my iPod's name to Titanic. It's syncing now.
Jokes about German sausage are the wurst.
I know a guy who's addicted to brake fluid, but he says he can stop any time.
I stayed up all night to see where the sun went, and then it dawned on me.
This girl said she recognized me from the vegetarian club, but I'd never met herbivore.
When chemists die, they barium.
I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. I just can't put it down.
I did a theatrical performance about puns. It was a play on words.
PMS jokes aren't funny; period...
Why were the Indians here first? They had reservations.
We're going on a class trip to the Coca-Cola factory. I hope there's no pop quiz.
I didn't like my beard at first. Then it grew on me.
Did you hear about the cross-eyed teacher who lost her job because she couldn't control her pupils?
When you get a bladder infection, urine trouble.
Broken pencils are pointless.
What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary? A thesaurus.
I dropped out of communism class because of lousy Marx.
All the toilets in New York 's police stations have been stolen. The police have nothing to go on.
I got a job at a bakery because I kneaded dough.
Velcro - what a rip off!
"Do not worry about old age; it does not last"