Friday, 27 February 2015

Welcome to the start of the weekend

Morning all,

I had a little delivery from Art From The Heart earlier this week and could NOT wait to crack the seal on the packaging!


My card


And my co-ordinating insert and envelope

Materials used:
  • 15cm square white, 300gsm, scallop edged card blank and matching sized envelope
  • 13½cm square white card panel and lime card for matting
  • Square of card with aperture cut out - to use as a mask, held in place with low tack tape
  • Adirondack citrus ink applied through the mask using a Tim Holtz mini blending tool and foam pad
  • Kaisercraft mini dots stamped using Adirondack sunset orange ink
  • Kaisercraft rocks image stamped using Adirondack watermelon ink
  • Imagine That sentiment stamped using Ranger Archival jet black ink
  • Stampers Anonymous image (from the bird crazy set) stamped on to a snippet of white card
  • Pencil crayons and sansodor used to colour image before fussy cutting out
  • Once assembled I applied Crafters Companion Spray and Shine to seal the water based inks to protect them in transit as this little card will be winging its way to a new home very shortly

I'll be entering the above card for the following challenges:
  1. Simply Less Is More - "WINGS"
  2. Paperminutes - "BIRDS"
  3. Lacy Sunshine - "THINGS WITH WINGS"
  4. Corrosive challenge - "THINGS WITH WINGS"
And now for the Friday Funny which, this week, comes to you courtesy of Lilian, thanks pal.
A few minutes before the church services started, the congregation was sitting in their pews and talking.

Suddenly, Satan appeared at the front of the church. Everyone started
screaming and running for the back entrance, trampling each other in a frantic effort to get away from evil incarnate.

Soon the church was empty except for one elderly gentleman who sat
calmly in his pew without moving, seemingly oblivious to the fact that
God's ultimate enemy was in his presence.


So Satan walked up to the man and said, 'Do you know who I am?'

The man replied, 'Yep, sure do.'

'Aren't you afraid of me?' Satan asked.

'Nope, sure ain't.' said the man.

Don't you realize I can kill you with one word?' asked Satan.

'Don't doubt it for a minute,' returned the old man, in an even tone.

'Did you know that I can cause you profound, horrifying agony for all
eternity?' persisted Satan.


'Yep,' was the calm reply.

'And you're still not afraid?' asked Satan.

'Nope,' said the old man.

More than a little perturbed, Satan asked, ' Why aren't you afraid of me?'

The man calmly replied, 'Been married to your sister for 60 years’
Have a great weekend

14 comments:

Lilian said...

You were so right Kathy, The bird made a lovely card.
Hugs Lilian

Lauren Hatwell said...

ROFL - Don't know where to start this week. Your little bird is FABULOUS! That set is going to be SO useful and I think it has just bounced to the top of my wish list.

I laughed SO hard at this week's Friday Funny. Brilliant! What a great start to the weekend AND we've got wall to wall sunshine :oD

Lx

Lesley Thomas said...

Cute little bird on your card today Kathy. Love the funny too!

Sazzle Dazzle said...

Great to see you've linked another superb winged card Kathy. Gorgeous colouring and layout for your cool and funky image. Thanks for sharing Sarah, less is more

scrappyjacky said...

Love the card and the funny.

Debs M said...

fabulous make and love the ff x

Chrissie said...

Wow, a third card Kathy. I love this one, it's really fun!
Thanks so much
Chrissie
"Less is More"

SARN said...

Evening Kathy

BRILLIANT FF . . . laughed out loud at that one!

Loving your quirky bird card and envelope. FAB!

Hugs, Sarn xxx

Hettie said...

Loving the quirky bird!! He is gorgeous.
Hugs
xx

DonnaMundinger said...

EEEK! Love that bird! Such a fun card and cool envelope. Still giggling at the funny, too. Thanks so much for joining us at Lacy Sunshine. xxD

Natasja's Kaarten said...

Sweet card! The bird is cute! Thanks for joining our " Things with Wings " challenge at Lacy Sunshine challenge blog.

Natasja
DT Lacy Sunshine

Lisbeth K said...

Sweet card! And the funny, just soooo FUN! Thanks for joining the “Things with wings” challenge over at Lacy Sunshine
Lisbeth, DT

Anne said...

Ah, you've succumbed to this set Kathy! Love them and love your card too - fun isn't it!
Thank you for joining us at Less is More
Anne
LIM

Kati said...

Thanks for showing your funny Card for paperminutes. I love these birds.
hugs
mamapia