Friday, 16 October 2015

Welcome to another Friday peeps

Morning readers,

Happy Friday - they seem to be rolling around quicker these days ... or is it just me?!?!

I took delivery of a prize from Stampotique recently and couldn't wait to use the goodies contained within ..... also needed a birthday card so - you can all see where this is going, can't you? Since the recipients birthday was earlier this week, I can share it with you - I hope she liked it!



My card

The inside of my card and the envelope

Materials used:
  • 15cm square white, 300gsm, scallop edged card blank and matching sized envelope
  • Snippets of card in white and black
  • Inks: Memento tuxedo black, Tsukineko neon inks (yellow, orange, pink, red)
  • Stampotique "Spykee" and "bar code" ..... both part of my "prize" order, along with Moth Fab
  • Stampers Anonymous sentiment
  • Recollections - various splatter images
  • Copic markers to colour
  • Stardust stickles to highlight
  • Dollar Store self adhesive jewel toned "droplets"

I'm thinking this would also rock for a teen - whaddya reckon? am I right?

I'll be entering this for the following challenges:-
  1. Addicted to Stamps and more - challenge No. 166 - ANYTHING GOES
  2. Creative Inspirations - challenge No. 331 - FUSSY AND FANCY or CAS .. I went with CAS
  3. Fab 'n Funky - challenge No. 277 - MAKE IT SQUARE

And on to an ATC ...





Materials used:
  • Snippets of card: white, black, yellow
  • Inks: Tsukineko neons, Memento tuxedo black
  • NitWits images and Stampers Anonymous sentiment
  • TCW stencil
  • Copic and Pro markers to colour
  • Stardust stickles, to highlight

I'll be entering this ATC for the following challenges:-

  1. Through the Craft Room Door - October 13th - 19th challenge - ANYTHING GOES


Yesterday, hubs was working in the yard when he nipped back in and said .. "grab your camera", nie to see we have a family of sandhill cranes again, it's been a while. We used to have a neighbour who fed them but she moved away and we hadn't seen any in a while, till yesterday morning!


 


Anyhoo, this week's Friday Funny comes at you courtesy of SandraT -thanks mate! Hope you all enjoy and that no-one is offended, I can just imagine kids coming out with some of these!

Judas Asparagus

If you need a laugh today, then this should do it! 

A child was asked to write a book report on the entire Bible. This is amazing and brought tears of laughter to my eyes. I wonder how often we take for granted that children understand what we are teaching???

Through the eyes of a child:

The Children's Bible in a Nutshell 

In the beginning, which occurred near the start, there was nothing but God, darkness, and some gas.  The Bible says, 'The Lord thy God is one, but I think He must be a lot older than that. 

Anyway, God said, 'Give me a light!' and someone did.
Then God made the world.

He split the Adam and made Eve.  Adam and Eve were naked, but they weren't embarrassed because mirrors hadn't been invented yet. 

Adam and Eve disobeyed God by eating one bad apple, so they were driven from the Garden of Eden.....Not sure what they were driven in though, because they didn't have cars. 

Adam and Eve had a son, Cain, who hated his brother as long as he was Abel.

Pretty soon all of the early people died off, except for Methuselah, who lived to be like a million or something.

One of the next important people was Noah, who was a good guy, but one of his kids was kind of a Ham.  Noah built a large boat and put his family and some animals on it. He asked some other people to join him, but they said they would have to take a rain check.

After Noah came Abraham, Isaac, and Jacob.  Jacob was more famous than his brother, Esau, because Esau sold Jacob his birthmark in exchange for some pot roast.  Jacob had a son named Joseph who wore a really loud sports coat.

Another important Bible guy is Moses, whose real name was Charlton Heston.  Moses led the Israel Lights out of  Egypt and away from the evil Pharaoh after God sent ten plagues on Pharaoh's people.  These plagues included frogs, mice, lice, bowels, and no cable.

 
God fed the Israel Lights every day with manicotti.  Then he gave them His Top Ten Commandments. These include: don't lie, cheat, smoke, dance, or covet your neighbour's stuff.

Oh, yeah, I just thought of one more: Humour thy father and thy mother.

One of Moses' best helpers was Joshua who was the first Bible guy to use spies.  Joshua fought the battle of Geritol and the fence fell over on the town.

After Joshua came David.  He got to be king by killing a giant with a slingshot.  He had a son named Solomon who had about 300 wives and 500 porcupines.  My teacher says he was wise, but that doesn't sound very wise to me.

After Solomon there were a bunch of major league prophets.  One of these was Jonah, who was swallowed by a big whale and then barfed up on the shore.  

There were also some minor league prophets, but I guess we don't have to worry about them. 

After the Old Testament came the New Testament.  Jesus is the star of The New.  He was born  in  Bethlehem  in a barn. (I wish I had been born in a barn too, because my mom is always saying to me, 'Close the door! Were you born in a barn?' It would be nice to say, 'As a matter of fact, I was.')

During His life, Jesus had many arguments with sinners like the Pharisees and the Democrats. 

Jesus also had twelve opossums. The worst one was Judas Asparagus.  Judas was so evil that they named a terrible vegetable after him.

Jesus was a great man.  He healed many leopards and even preached to some Germans on the Mount.

But the Democrats and all those guys put Jesus on trial before Pontius the Pilot.  Pilot didn't stick up for Jesus.  He just washed his hands instead.

Anyways, Jesus died for our sins, then came back to life again.  He went up to Heaven but will be back at the end of the Aluminium.  His return is foretold in the book of Revolution.


With winter rearing it's ugly head you might think about comfort food ....




Have a great weekend

6 comments:

Barb said...

A lovely card that I'm sure your friend loved. She's a cute image and congratulations on the win. I like your glittery purple cat and really enjoyed the bible lesson. Barbxx

Kamila R. said...

What a fun and bright card! Great stamping and colouring! Thank you for joining us at TTCRD this week!
Kamila DT

SARN said...

Cute ATC!

Am sure that the Stampotique card would be suitable for a Goth teenager!

Hugs, Sarn xxx

Julie B said...

You had me spluttering with mirth at that bible lesson so it was a good job I'd eaten my brekkie!
Oh fab card and thanks for sharing at ATSM. :)

NGCARDS said...

A great creation! Thanks for playing at Creative Inspirations! xxx

Neets B said...

Love the neons with the funky image, Kathy. Really eyecatching card.
Thanks for sharing at ATSM this week, Anita x